A snippet of Sammy's mealtime conversation about/with our turtle

Oh, he's got a little flap of dead skin on his head, it's like a bonnet! Look at him! He's a hunter! He's an animal! Ahh! Oh, he's really good at hunting. Crap. [kiss kiss] Rex! He's getting pulled towards it! His foot touched it and he hated it. He can't get up there. I don't think he likes going in the stream. Will you put him on top of the turtle dock? He can't get up there. I want him up there. He didn't want it. Rexford, just go up there. He's upside down, he loves it! I helped him. Aw, he got back in the water. He's a good turtle. Do you think Rexford will eat all the food off the filter?